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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

good cop: it’s okay, just tell us what happened
bad cop: why the hell would you rob a bank? you’re an idiot. see u in court
dad cop: i’m not mad. just disappointed

ryanthecomputerguy:

Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine

Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*

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why the fuck am i crying
—literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via makinthesamemistakes)

hater-tears:

Me trying to reach goals in life:
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